My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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