Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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