I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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