I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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