i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Never underestimate the power of titties
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize