Fuck appropriateness.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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