I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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