Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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