I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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