Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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