there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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