It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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