dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I want to have your abortion
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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