like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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