at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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