I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
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Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Panties = found
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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