as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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