Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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