He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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