yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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