he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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