i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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