that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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