Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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