Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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