dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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