Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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