the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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