im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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