love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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