I want to walk on stilts...naked
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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