I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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