I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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