she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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