so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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