You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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