my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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