Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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