i permit you to call me
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
My pussy is not your playground.
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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