i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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