Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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