? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
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Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Do plants get herpes?
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