I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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