And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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