its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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