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My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.

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(603): My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state. http://tfl.nu/6i4f

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(214): View more from Texas

yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning

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(214): yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning http://tfl.nu/ufvh

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(440): View more from Ohio

FIrst one done

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How did it go?

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I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"

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(440): FIrst one done (609): How did it go? (440): I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c" http://tfl.nu/mm29

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(302): View more from Delaware

do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?

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(302): do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships? http://tfl.nu/h1g6

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(713): View more from Texas

He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.

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(713): He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5. http://tfl.nu/fdnd

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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.

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(+06): We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away. http://tfl.nu/dvn1

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...

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(403): I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass... http://tfl.nu/21fm

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(907): View more from Alaska

HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!

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(907): HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?! http://tfl.nu/krsv

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(309): View more from Illinois

I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.

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(309): I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights. http://tfl.nu/c1hf

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(702): View more from Nevada

they just started filling water ballons with vodka.

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on my way.

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(702): they just started filling water ballons with vodka. (1-702): on my way. http://tfl.nu/jo3z

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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.

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(610): i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly. http://tfl.nu/8yco

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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.

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(714): The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night. http://tfl.nu/euw3

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(949): View more from California

He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.

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(949): He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men. http://tfl.nu/p93f

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.

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(248): I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start. http://tfl.nu/l2qb

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(562): View more from California

Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.

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(562): Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers. http://tfl.nu/434l

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