i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
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Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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