I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
i now understand why vodka
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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