I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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