She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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